Jaslene, Darling!

WHOA! Jaslene, darling, honey, sugar, EAT SOMETHING. Please, please, please, please, please. America's Next Top Model winner, Jaslene Gonzalez, made an appearance in Thailand two nights ago. Such a pretty girl, so sad. With the cookie-cutter look in modeling, Jaslene is a breath of fresh air. We wish you much success Jaslene, please have a milk shake.

Nicole, Darling!

Nicole Ritchie and rocker boyfriend Joel Madden had a beautiful baby girl on Friday, January 11th. They named the little princess Harlow Winter Kate Madden. That makes the baby about 2 weeks and 1 day old. Here is a picture of Nicole and Joel out last night in LA. Nicole has lost all the baby weight! In two weeks! She looks like she is back to eating for 0-1. Insane.

Lindsay, Darling!

Lindsay, you have to have some other form of clothing than black leggings. It's been months since you've worn a pair of jeans, a cute dress, something other than those..... I can't even say it. Kudos on the shoes. Kudos on the Hermes belt. Kudos on the darker hair (much better than blond). Now burn the unmentionables!

Britney, Darling!

Okay, I'm going to completely ignore the pregnancy rumors and solely focus on her craziness.

Is there anyone else out there that thinks that they can help this girl? I have to be honest, for the last couple of years I have been secretly wanting to help Britney Spears. More specifically give her a makeover! No, not just a new weave and some pricey bag. I'm talking Katie Holmes makeover. She has so much potential (well i think so). How sad is it watching this girl all over LA in cut-offs or shirts with no pants. This is someones Mom!!! Never under estimate the power of some trouser jeans and a good manicure (especially the pants part!). Anyway, Britney just e-mail me. I'm free everyday after 1pm.

Oh, yeah rumor is she's pregnant.